2004-04-17 - 7:29 p.m.
"the main problem with caffeine is that it tends to have effects on the employees. the main effect that it has is making the people weird. the weird people that drink coffee make bad decisions and don't get their work done. the drug most used isn't marijuana or alcohol or tobacco. it's caffeine which can be found in chocolate, coffee, tea leaves, other beverages and other foods."
-i judged a science fair today. this is what a grade 6 student told me as i sucked back a strong black coffee from my mug. she looked nervously at the cup once she realised that she was potentially offending the judge but her little speil was so memorized that she couldn't backtrack or stop. she just averted her eyes and kept talking. while i acted weird. no honorable mention for you, sucka.
-meanwhile: i got my ass kicked in organic chemistry by a kid in grade four.
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